-FOMOS SÓ BEBER UM COPO! - exclamou ele ás 6 da manhã.

You don't have to be a genius to recognize one. If you did, Einstein would never have gotten invited to the White House.

Tom Robbins

Nunca interrompas o teu inimigo enquanto estiver a cometer um erro.

Napoleão Bonaparte

Still Life with Woodpecker

I sense that novel of my dreams is in the Remington SL3 - although it writes much faster than I can spell.

Her surname resembled a line from an optometrist's examination chart.

Society had a crime problem. It hired cops to attack crime. Now society has a cop problem.

There are two kinds of people in this world : those who believe there are two kinds of people in this world and those who are smart enough to know better.

The man and woman firmly shook hands. The solution to the overpopulation problem might rest in such handshakes.

If you're honest, you sooner or later have to confront your values. Then you're forced to separate what is right from what is merely legal. This puts you metaphysically on the run. America is full of metaphysical outlaws.

It's never too late to have a happy childhood.

Song from the good old drunken days

"Rebels Of The Sacred Heart"
Flogging Molly

Now I`m aimin' for heaven
But probably wind up down in hell
Where upon this alter I will hang my guilt ridden head
But it`s time I`ll take before I begin
Three sheets to the wind, Three sheets to the wind
Rebels are we, though heavy our hearts shall always be
Ah, no ball or chain no prison shall keep
We`re the rebels of the sacred heart
I said no ball or chain no prison shall keep
We`re the rebels of the sacred heart

Terrified of the open road
Yeah, where it leads ya never know
But rest assured he`ll be on you back
Yeah, the Holy Ghost through his tounges in black
As th band dog howls and the young girl cries
The blessed virgin in her proud dad`s eye
The albatross hangin' round your neck
Is the cross you bare for your sins he bleeds
Rebels are we, though heavy our hearts shall always be
Ah, no ball or chain no prison shall keep
We`re the rebels of the sacred heart

Genuflect all you refugees who fled the land
Now on guilt you kneel
And say a prayer for those left behind
From beyond the pale to the Northern sky
So you saved your shillins and your last six pence
Cause in God`s name they built a barbed wire fence
Be glad you sailed for a better day
But don`t forget there`ll be hell to pay
Rebels are we, though heavy our hearts shall always be
Ah, no ball or chain no prison shall keep
We`re the rebels of the sacred heart
I said no ball or chain no prison shall keep
We`re the rebels of the sacred heart

Reserrection no protection all things life must be
Ah no ball or chain no prison shall keep
We`re the rebels of the sacred heart

Now bless me father for I have sinned
But it`s the same old story again and again and again
Ah well, such is the bread of an everyday life
From mornin' to noon to this shadowless-night
Rebels are we, though heavy our hearts shall always be
Ah, no ball or chain no prison shall keep
We`re the rebels of the sacred heart
I said no ball or chain no prison shall keep
We`re the rebels of the sacred heart

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Há pessoas que:

te irritam porque gostas demasiado delas
te esquecem e ainda bem
te deixam saudades
agora te são indiferentes
agora te fazem pensar
te fazem pensar até doer (2/3 nminutos para mim...)
te fazem falta
te deixam desconfortável
te fazem duvidar da existência de uma entidade pensante em cada ser humano
te desesperam de tão erradas
te levam a sítios novos
te fazem corar de mais
te atiram directamente para a depressão
te fazem ver as tuas fraquezas
te fazem simplesmente feliz
te deixam desconfortável
te largam num poço sem fundo a.k.a. realidade
te fazem desejar algo mais

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